What a waste

I have spent a lot of time and money in order to give my children a nice playroom full of toys to play with and explore. Yet, they always seem to have more fun playing with the junk mail, empty cardboard box, wooden spoon, or other miscellaneous household item or happy meal toy. I think I should just get rid of all the toys and turn my playroom into a recycling center, because honestly, what is more fun than an empty water bottle? Today, Lorelei found my purse and proceeded to rummage through it (like always) scouting for the uneaten Olive Garden chocolate mint or empty gift card to add to her "credit card" collection. You would think she had just found an unlimited supply of fruit "nacks" by the way she came running at me with a huge grin plastered across those chubby cheeks of hers. I personally didn't share in the enthusiasm. After all, it was just a finger puppet...

A TAMPON finger puppet!